How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You are the jesus of drinking
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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