How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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