i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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