I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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