oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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