Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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