I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.