I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.