Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.