Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?