I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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