I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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