If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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