Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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