Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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