okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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