I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Randomize
