I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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