do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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