never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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