belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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