That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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