it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
