I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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