Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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