Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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