a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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