We won't sleep together?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
