I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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