this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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