after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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