He is an equal opportunity slut.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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