GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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