we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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