yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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