idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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