i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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