I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
