You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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