Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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