Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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