I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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