I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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