Christians are straight up FREAKS
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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