why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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