When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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