Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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