I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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