i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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