i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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