Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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