Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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