please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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