I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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