Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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