beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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