Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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